It turns out the iPhone 11 Pro appears to be selling very well. Which is terrible.
Writing for Vice, Jason Koebler says “It Is Currently Impossible to Exchange Money for an iPhone.” (Tip o’ the antler to Nick.)
What about two wheat for an iPhone?
Three wheat?
Three wheat and one lumber! That’s my final offer!
No one?
I should not have built my settlement next to the desert.
When I walked into an Apple Store in Brooklyn yesterday and asked for a phone (“I want to buy a phone," I said)…
