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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ will finally be yours this April
Star Wars: The Force Awakens, plus a bunch of bonus features, will finally be yours to own this April. The $2.048 billion box office juggernaut will be available on April 1 for digital, and April 5 for Blu-ray and DVD, … Continue reading
It’s a miracle: ‘Kimmy Schmidt’ star Tituss Burgess has his own brand of pinot noir
It’s a wine, dammit. Tituss Burgess of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt fame has revealed that he now has his very own brand of pinot noir See also: Tina Fey, Tituss Burgess and Jane Krakowski lip sync Beyoncé flawlessly Burgess, of course, … Continue reading
Man gets life sentence for raping 5 women he met on Match.com
LONDON — A British man has been given a life sentence after being convicted of raping five women and attacking two others that he met on dating website Match.com Using two separate accounts, Jason Lawrance, 50, persuaded the women to … Continue reading
Sick girl cured after blowing a safety pin out of her nose
Sometimes, the best cure for a mysterious illness is a sneeze. In Helmet, California, 5-year-old Khloe Powell had been struggling with terrible nasal pain for six months. The girl’s mother, Katelyn Powell, took her to multiple doctors, who diagnosed her … Continue reading
Turkish police kill 2 women after attack on police station
Police in Istanbul on Thursday killed two women who had hidden inside a building after attacking police with gunfire and a hand grenade, an official said. Two police officers were slightly injured. The state-run Anadolu Agency, without citing a source, … Continue reading
Astronomers discover repeating radio burst that flashes like a strobe light
Powerful explosions of radio waves known as fast radio bursts explode in the sky like a flash from a camera — a single, great release of energy. But astronomers recently spotted an FRB that looks more like a strobe light … Continue reading
Yo-yo master shows off his tricks in thrilling video
It’s tricky to rock a rhyme ,and it can be even more difficult to keep tempo with some crazy yo-yo tricks. Master of yo-yo trickery, Ryo Yamashita, completes a repertoire of different stunts, using a whole collection of different tools … Continue reading
Cats don’t want any part of their owner’s yoga B.S.
Cats are experts at stretching, but they have no interested in yoga. One woman tried a headstand and upon falling over, her many cats all go running far, far away We hope the woman apologized for embarrassing the felines. John … Continue reading
Whoopi Goldberg and Patrick Stewart’s readings of Kanye tweets deserve Oscars
Kanye West‘s tweets are a captivating drama, full of twists, turns and unwavering support of Will Ferrell. So Vanity Fair asked celebrities to give their dramatic interpretations of Kanye West tweets. Whoopi Goldberg is not someone you would want to … Continue reading
Vet assistant comforts scared puppy after surgery
Is this real life? This poor pup named Meesha was a little frightened after waking up from suregery so Dennis Moses, a surgical assistant with BARCS Animal Shelter in Baltimore, Maryland did his best to soothe the worried puppy. Don’t worry, Meesha. … Continue reading
