Up is down, down is up: Apple’s always responsible

Imagine, if you will for just a moment, being Apple. For years you’re told the sky is falling because Android has taken more market share and, uh, well, for some reason that’s bad, although no one is ever really able to articulate why when you take all the profit and get most of the apps first.

IT’S JUST BAD, OK?

Does there have to be a reason for everything?

Anyway, you have the lowest market share! So low. Very bad.

Well, hey, despite having the lowest market share, what if you were also somehow responsible for all the ills of smartphones?!

“Apple Sued for Choosing Not to 'Lock-Out' iPhones Behind the Wheel to Prevent Texting and Driving.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Quint Bailey.)

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