Are you sitting down? The Macalope hopes so because he has some shocking news. It turns out… sometimes people write things on the Internet for reasons they may not completely reveal up front.
I know, right?
Anyway, totally unrelated, the Macalope found this gem over at Seeking Alpha. The author is listed as “Standard Investment Company Inc.” which is the perfect kind of bland for for such banalities.
“Tim Cook Needs To Be Replaced.”
You’d think that any article saying Cook needs to go should also suggest who in the wide, wide world of sports could replace him but, nope.
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