Please, a moment of silence a pouring out of a bottle of your finest of malt liquors.
“Windows Phone dies today.” (Tip o’ the antlers to @ericdano.)
C’mon, Macalope. Funerary rituals for anthropomorphized mobile operating systems are just stupid. I mean, who does that?
The Macalope is so old he remembers when it was predicted that Windows Phone would overtake Android in market share by 2013. By which he means he is more than six years old. (Yes, the Macalope knows he uses that joke construction a lot, he will stop the minute people stop making ridiculous predictions that are proven wrong so quickly.)
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