If you’re thinking about getting an iPhone X you’d better hurry because word on the street it Apple’s going to cancel it. Yes, that’s what they’re saying on Baloney Drive right between Nonsense and Garbage.
No, east Baloney Drive. The same block as the scratch-n-dent hamster outlet.
No. No. No. You’re… you’re in completely the wrong neighborhood.
Look, it doesn’t matter. What matters is how bad the iPhone X is.
Writing for Australia’s News.com.au, Sean Keach says “Apple could scrap iPhone X this year after poor sales of device.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Matthew.)
