Welcome to Apple doom watch (not to be confused with the Apple Watch doom watch). We are now on day…
Uh, Siri? How many days has it been since April 1, 1976?
Writing for MarketWatch, Jurica Dujmovic brings us another day closer to the inevitable.
“Keep focusing on bling, Apple, and you will continue to decline.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Neil and Craig.)
Because Apple’s declining.
I used to love Apple.
But not anymore. There goes your biggest fan ever, Apple. Again. Way to go.