Apple updated the MacBook Pro this week and, just like with rumored update to the iPhone, it only serves to point out how terrible everything is and how we all die alone and afraid behind the Denny’s in Emeryville dressed in a cowboy outfit because we’re in a Big Audio Dynamite cover band.
Wow, these new Tarot cards the Macalope got are weirdly specific.
Writing for ZDnet, Larry Dignan details the existential terror of the Mac.