In all the hoopla over Apple’s new phones and the recently alleged data breaches reported by Bloomberg and refuted by many, it’s nice to know that we can figure out who the real winners are.
Let The Macalope just look at it here…
[puts on reading glasses, squints at paper]
Says “BlackBerry and Nokia.”
Huh.
OK. Yes. That certainly makes sense.
[takes off glasses, puts down piece of paper, lies down in a forest and lets the trees slowly subsume him]
