There are a lot of problems in this world but The Macalope is sure that what you’re really wondering is when in these troubled times is someone finally going to write 3,000 words to how horrible AirPods are?
WELL. Never fear, because Vice’s Caroline Haskins has got you covered.
“AirPods Are a Tragedy.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Jason, Tibor and Nick.)
The horny one recognizes that this piece is meant as a sort of meta-commentary about the ills of society in general, of which AirPods are but one example. So, in that regard, it’s “about” AirPods. But it’s also completely about AirPods because it goes on and on about AirPods-brand earphones made by Apple, Inc. and how they’re ruining everything.
