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Mark Hamill says Luke Skywalker could be gay
The people have spoken. They really, really want a gay Star Wars character, and for good reason. Representation matters. Last week, J.J. Abrams said, “it seems insanely narrow minded to say that there wouldn’t be a homosexual character in that … Continue reading
Donald Trump promises he’s got a big enough dick to be president
It didn’t take long for the Thursday’s GOP debate to go below the belt. After Marco Rubio promised to end his gutter attacks on Donald Trump, the Republican frontrunner responded by focusing on a recent Rubio slight that he has … Continue reading
Oh cool, Keanu Reeves is an actual action hero. Okay.
Okay, who killed another one of Keanu’s puppies? This video shows action star Keanu Reeves being a real-life Neo from The Matrix at a shooting range, blasting through wood-panel men like they’re Agent Smiths in that weird CGI battle from Revolutions. … Continue reading
Bobbi Kristina Brown died of drowning and drugs, says medical examiner
ATLANTA (AP) — Bobbi Kristina Brown’s face was immersed in water and she was intoxicated with a mix of marijuana, alcohol, morphine and other drugs — both conditions that caused pneumonia that led to her death, a medical examiner said … Continue reading
5 countries that will welcome you if Trump becomes president
Every election season, it seems like everybody threatens to move to Canada if their preferred candidate doesn’t win. But, if Google searches are any indication, 2016 could be the year that people actually go through with it. SEE ALSO: KAYAK … Continue reading
Rupert Murdoch marries Jerry Hall in London
LONDON — Media mogul Rupert Murdoch and former model Jerry Hall are a married couple after tying the knot in London on Friday The two were engaged for around two months, with Murdoch choosing his newspaper’s “Births, Deaths and Marriages,” … Continue reading
The Paris Opera has never looked as depraved as it does in Bret Easton Ellis’ new ad
What do you get when you combine the sensibilities of one of the world’s most storied cultural institutions with those of the author of American Psycho? A new commercial for the Paris Opera directed by Bret Easton Ellis gives a taste … Continue reading
‘Disney Infinity’ is the latest to forget that women like toys, too
We’ve been here before. Big Marvel-or-Star-Wars thing comes out, new line of merchandise gets released — and the whole thing is a big, old sausage party. The latest example is a new line of Disney Infinity figures, to be released in conjunction … Continue reading
7 weird panda facts because they truly are the greatest
Do you ever wonder how much a panda weighs at birth, or if pandas eat anything else other than bamboo or, better yet, can these lovely creatures get any cuter?! Well, you already know the answer to that last one, … Continue reading
It’s been 10 years since ‘The Book Thief’ was published. Does it still hold up?
Ten years ago, Markus Zusak‘s The Book Thief first hit shelves. Its impact could not be denied The Book Thief spent 230 weeks on the New York Times list; it was an international bestseller, and won armfuls of literary awards. … Continue reading
